dan on buying girls gifts

dan: see what i do
dan: is get a personalized gift
me: oh yeah
dan: and wrap it in like, something interesting
dan: last time i gave a girl a gift
dan: i got her a personalized smock from neighborhoodies
dan: with her sign on it
dan: and the color was the color of her birthstone
dan: and i wrapped it in a buncha qwantz and pbf comics that i printed out on topics we talked about
dan: and i made the card too
dan: at most, it cost me like 25 bucks

dan: wow dude
dan: i just had a real shameful moment
me: go on
dan: a moment i thought would never come
dan: a crossroads in my pseudo-neo-malthusianism
dan: i went on google
dan: and i got real psyched about the fact that you could customize your theme

dan: like gang thugs
dan: like thugs in gangs and shit all huddled around a cat and its lookin up at them all purrin
dan: and they're posin all tough
dan: and it's just chillin
dan: also the economist's special report for this week is so sweet you'd be real into it

dan: youre dumb
steph: your edumb
steph: and youre ugly
dan: really?
steph: no
dan: ^_^
dan: CHIPS CHIPS CHIPS CHIPS

dan: shaddap
dan: hottest lesbian scene ever
dan: the first mulholland drive lesbian scene
dan: if you dont have a boner youre fuckin gay
dan: did you ever watch carnivale
me: no
dan: you should
dan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiiHkuVH9OI
me: u gay

dan: this girl i know went to portland for spring break
dan: and i told her to tell sasquatch i said sup
dan: and apparently there's some store there with a giant sasquatch in front
dan: so she sent me a picture message of it saying "he said sup back"
dan: sasquatch said sup to me dude
dan: dan - 1, steve - 0
dan: at least until you get abducted and probed
me: jesus that story